"Welcome, all you who suck!"
Welcome, to the Very Holy Church of Suck! Here, in the Very Super-Holy Church of Suck, we all suck! You too, in time, will learn to suck! Come forth, all ye weary sucklings! The arms of the Church of Suck welcomes you.
It is a great, and undoubtedly sucky, honour to announce that we, the founding fathers, and our very own propagandaminister

, will soon be holding the first ecclestial meeting in the Mega Holy Church of Suck. Here, we will agree on the layout and contents of the canonized version of the prophet's Big Book of Suck, and on the dogma of the church itself. Much suckiness will surely ensue! This will, of course, be posted on our most holy website.
Sincerly
selfproclaimed High Priest, and Saint Asbjörn the Whining of the 1st order of Sir Suckalot, Lyn Gordon
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The Super-Mega-Ultra Holy Church of Suck: Based on the holy teachings of Sir Suckalot, me, that is

and his holyness,

, have founded this church as a refuge for all the sucklings around the world. If you wish to sip of the endless wisdom of suck, please send us a note, and we will add you to our numbers. This will be a forum for those who truly sucks, and a gallery for those who have art which celebrates suckiness or the church-of-suck. Send a note and we will add your tribute to our favourites for all the sucklings to see.
- Would you like to make a donation to the Church of Suck? Artwork and money is accepted on a daily basis. (Please, US or Norwegian currency only. Or checks... Or diamonds. Or real-estate.)
The Holy Church of Suck!
"Join his crusade of suckiness, you can suck today!"
MESSAGE:
After a huge PR run with banners on DA, (It was all free), our church has grown considerably. Many may wonder what more the philosophy of this church has to offer. First of all Mondays are holy cause they truly suck. We incourage our followers to stay home and study how truly sucky mondays are, these studies are best done in a bed. Second we in the church of suck strive to become Sucky or give the impression of being sucky. Making others believe you are sucky will make them have no high demands or expectations to your work or daily life. Thus you can do whatever you want in your own time. Life is great for the suckers! Now go do some suck-related art!
The Great Prophet Himself
Saints of the 1st. order of Sir-suckalot




Deacon-o'-tax-benefits:
The sucklings\suckers























"They are filthy, they who suck not!"
Devious Comments
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Apologies are so hard to give -- How about a potato?
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"Advice is free, Alexander. Making use of it costs much more!" -Ali the bookshop owner from KQ6.
Poll for Melody Challenge 2009 Theme
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I want to be with you when the world ends
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Alguna vez has llegado a desear algo tanto, que no te importe que jamás pueda ser tuyo?
LaMerry en pelotas
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"... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them."
-Dr. Seuss
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so silent I walk... my presence unknown...
Reports like these come from satisfied suckers..err... sucklings. People who started dedicating their lives to the holy "art" of sucking. They freed their minds, and now you can be free too.
Liberate yourself from the pression of being good, and start sucking today, in no time, you'll suck hard.... very hard!
so CALL NOW 555-99999-ISUCK (not tool free)
....not real actualy!
i'm getting in the spirit of this!
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Tiago Cruz | PORTUGAL
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Star Wars stamps
None of our members are especially 'active' though
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"I mean
why can't all decent men and women
call themselves feminists?
-Out of respect
for those who fought for this..."
-Ani D.
Love Me.
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and everyone may rise above the ranks of the sucklings with only a minimum of effort, contributing to the community in some way, like our deacon-o-tax benefits
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Jack = MINE so all you other girls, BACK OFF!
can i be a suckling?
may i?
MAY I?
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Kneel Before Your God
with such an engaging soul in our community, we surely will move forward!
Please let me study under the church of suck! It would be a great honor to join such a sucky group of people. I TOO WISH TO SUCK!!
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The dance is a poem, of which each movement is a word. ~Mata Hari
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