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Another glorious announcement (now with some backg

Tue Dec 14, 2004, 8:28 AM
"Welcome, all you who suck!"

Welcome, to the Very Holy Church of Suck! Here, in the Very Super-Holy Church of Suck, we all suck! You too, in time, will learn to suck! Come forth, all ye weary sucklings! The arms of the Church of Suck welcomes you.

It is a great, and undoubtedly sucky, honour to announce that we, the founding fathers, and our very own propagandaminister , will soon be holding the first ecclestial meeting in the Mega Holy Church of Suck. Here, we will agree on the layout and contents of the canonized version of the prophet's Big Book of Suck, and on the dogma of the church itself. Much suckiness will surely ensue! This will, of course, be posted on our most holy website.

Sincerly

selfproclaimed High Priest, and Saint Asbjörn the Whining of the 1st order of Sir Suckalot, Lyn Gordon

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The Super-Mega-Ultra Holy Church of Suck: Based on the holy teachings of Sir Suckalot, me, that is and his holyness, , have founded this church as a refuge for all the sucklings around the world. If you wish to sip of the endless wisdom of suck, please send us a note, and we will add you to our numbers. This will be a forum for those who truly sucks, and a gallery for those who have art which celebrates suckiness or the church-of-suck. Send a note and we will add your tribute to our favourites for all the sucklings to see.


- Would you like to make a donation to the Church of Suck? Artwork and money is accepted on a daily basis. (Please, US or Norwegian currency only. Or checks... Or diamonds. Or real-estate.)


The Holy Church of Suck!
"Join his crusade of suckiness, you can suck today!"

MESSAGE:

After a huge PR run with banners on DA, (It was all free), our church has grown considerably. Many may wonder what more the philosophy of this church has to offer. First of all Mondays are holy cause they truly suck. We incourage our followers to stay home and study how truly sucky mondays are, these studies are best done in a bed. Second we in the church of suck strive to become Sucky or give the impression of being sucky. Making others believe you are sucky will make them have no high demands or expectations to your work or daily life. Thus you can do whatever you want in your own time. Life is great for the suckers! Now go do some suck-related art!

The Great Prophet Himself


Saints of the 1st. order of Sir-suckalot



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  • Current Residence: In the hearts of every being
  • Interests: smiting, condemning, and sucking
  • Tools of the Trade: The Big Book of Suck

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:icongothbitch:
very nice comunity hahah luv it, very diverse
:iconkraniumrage:
man, you suck

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:icondavidr-xv:
Man, this church is insane! I love the Idea and philosophy, I doubt I would ever join, but I will advertise.

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:icondboywheeler:
Oooooookay! Um, care to explain why we have a "church of suck"? I don't quite understand this.

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"Advice is free, Alexander. Making use of it costs much more!" -Ali the bookshop owner from KQ6.

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:icongreenofdoom:
I wanna be a suckling! O_o; But.. I doubt I can be.
:iconrejecttemptation:
niiiiice

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:pointr: eyepatch, youpatch :pointl:
:iconnukleardeath:
Thanx for letting me in the Chruch of Suck~! :D

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I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. :skullbones:
:iconlamerry:
Hey I want to suck too!

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